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Here is a little Jamdown saying

"Every dawg have him day an every puss him 4 o'clock"

There is something I must share with you guys, I saw this page about Jamaicans and I have to share it with you all. I chose the best quotes out of 22 to share with you. I quote...

Jamaican..

"Yuh can know dem wen yuh see dem"

"1. You go to the bathroom to TIDY

2. You can't get your "h's" in the right places.

3. When Unda is a type of a car and Honda is a way to go by bridge.

4. When you carry Carib Carbolic soap to the beach.

5. When you wear underwear under your swimssuit.

6.When roll up in the sand just after you come out of the water.

7. Your suitcase stinks of the combination of roast breadfruit, ackee, fish and white rum.

8. You have yellow tin,shag carpeting, 2 crown airfresheners, 2 Lion Kings, 2 nodding dogs and Garfield all in the back of your Lexus.

9. When you eat too much, you feel Clyded.

10. Real Jamaican men: Carry face towels in their back pockets, Can stand with arms akimbo and still look cool! Wear "Ganzie" undershirts. Call every Chinese person "Missa or Miss Chin" Don't drive Yankee cars.


11.Somebody asks you the time and your're tapping your watch and listening to it to make sure it's works.(even if it's digital)

12.You're male and your name ends in roy (Glenroy, Leroy, Fitzroy, Ezroy, Delroy,Troy, Gilroy) or ton ( Linton, Clinton, Ralston, Welston, Everton, Barrington)

13.Your nickname is Bunny, Reds, Junior or Frenchie.

14. Your name is  Oliver, Clement or Oswald and every one calls you Tony.

15. When your father asks how old your are.

16. When you meet your half brother/sister for the first time in your teens.

17.If you have Dettol, Milo or Horlicks in your cupboard"  Unquote.




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